Campus Officials Realize Nobody Authorized Giant Art Installations

Tensions abruptly rose Tuesday during a exec meeting in the President’s Office as officials from all departments slowly realized that nobody actually authorized the giant art installations adorning campus.  
What started as a remark about “Grounds’ statues” led to a tense moment as the Grounds committee interjected “Those aren’t ours!  We thought the alumni association had them installed.”  This continued for several minutes before President Peterson rose from his chair and announced, “My God, how did those things get on my campus?”

GTPD has been instructed to go through all campus surveillance footage for any indication as to how or even when the dozen-odd large monoliths arrived on Georgia Tech property.

"We really don’t know what we’re dealing with here," Dean Stein told Yellow Jacket reporters.  "It seems like too much work for a harmless prank.  All we can do now is hope for an answer and stay far away from them until then."

 

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